by Ben Baller on January 9, 2012
we really aren’t though… but I’ll get into that in a second….
so the weekend started off with some dipshit who I can’t imagine why follows me to question me about what I do? the only reason why I’m popular is because of Bieber? lol. I met Justin like 5 months ago, so how did I have such a strong following prior to him then? hmmm…. I posted a pic of myself during my college basketball days at SFSU and I stated I played 3 collegiate sports and he was like, bullshit, not all in 1 year, this doesn’t make sense, that doesn’t add up. LISTEN TEST TUBE BABY, you weren’t even in your dads bag, when I was in Baghdad! fucking crumb lol….. smh, how you know what was going on then? and the sad part is he agreed to a $500 paypal bet and lost, anyways…. here’s how I shit on him….
that’s my SF State Varsity Letter (yes you have to letter to get one) and then my NCAA publicity photo… my NCAA NCAC letter of intent and lastly my certificate for placing 2nd in my state conference for wrestling at 167lbs. In college I was 180-185lbs with like 9% body fat and in the best shape of my life before I found mary jane and mushrooms… then it was all downhill…. smh lol but yeah… I would sometimes have to suck 15lbs to make weight before a match and the hard part is that I played basketball which would overlap at times and I was so damn tired all the time….. but I sat the bench tough in basketball, so all G.
after a bunch of work, I hit the block to get some new cut and sew button downs from Diamond…. Agenda wasn’t in my agenda for the day, but again, I’m very proud of Aaron and his crew for what he’s accomplished. He told me he was gonna take over the trade show shit and I didn’t completely believe him because Magic was still strong, but damn… good shit bro! I support you, always have. I just get so tired from walking and talking, I can never really just kick it….. it’s good to see the brands there, but also annoying to see the peddlers who don’t have a booth try to get you to take a pic of you wearing or holding up their brand. Sorry, you gotta have game and that ain’t game.
so I went home and tried to nap but had more emails to handle….
and then it was 1 of Nic’s 5 BFF’s bday’s…. so we hung out with our extended family which is always nice and chill and fun because they’re so cool and nice and funny as fuck when they’re drunk… didn’t get to see the Lake Show get the W, but they got the W…..
I got my new prescription Warby Parker glasses (thanks cody, thanks coolwhip) and they’re the same prescription as Nic’s eyes…. so we can share them, I only need them at night, but when worn they definitely give me HD vision… sucks man, I got the lexus moonroof hairline (not a drop top yet fuckers) and my vision is getting slightly worse smh…
anyways, like old folks, me and Nic went home after and then they went out and partied
OK NOW this is where we get to the:
WE AIN’T FUCKING AROUND PART of the blog!
got to the shop and that mustard bottle wax I posted on my instagram feed a couple weeks ago is done! my boy mustard was in such a rush, I only had my iphone to take pics, but it worked out… you’ll see. shit is so serious!
yes bitches, the top comes off! it was meant to screw off so he can put some kush or condoms inside that heavy monstrosity of a charm! specs? 600 grams of 10k gold, 105 carats of yellow diamonds and A SHIT LOAD OF LABOR! we’re not fucking around! DJ Mustard is outta control, IF and Co is outta control. this whole situation is outta control! lol (only old school cats will know where that’s from) salute to my boy DJ Mustard and the homey YG…. you know we aim to please!
some more ice….
a new super clean flooded diamond cross. white gold.
we got a vintage very rare 24k gold chain in….
this is pretty much straight up currency on your neck if you buy this, yes other chains are too, but this is .9999 gold, that is pure gold right there, not 18k, not 14k, this is cash growing everyday. so it could be $15,000 or it could be $20,000 and maybe even more…. it’s 200 grams and it’s for sale, remember, gold melt down is a totally different price from what something like this would go for. a $50 american eagle 1oz. gold coin isn’t going to be what gold is that day, there’s alway a premium…. so if you’re interested and serious in a great investment, hit me up and it’s yours. yes again THIS CHAIN IS FOR SALE!
now for those who are still confused after numerous pics on my neck, comparisons…. here is the last pic I will post of the size differences between the Full Jesus, Baby Jesus and Micro Jesus!
get it? got it? gravy
need a diamond bezel for your Rolex or Breitling?
oh and btw, Wifey’s wrist stays on chill. don’t try that at home fellas…. those diamond tennis bracelets are the real deal word to martina navratilova
aite, the rest of the weekend was food and chilling, nothing special. I took a cruise down Ventura Blvd. which I haven’t done in about 7-8 years and it was kinda cool…. but still can’t fuck with the valley. did I mention I need a vacation? oh well can’t take one…. shooting some stuff today for the TV show and I need a massage! and a steam room